Doris Insider

A mole can be found on the face of hidden truths in Shrek 2 and 3. Doris flaunts her stuff in the new movie but here's a look behind the scenes. I present to you a special insider on Doris the Ugly(but loved) Stepsister.

Doris's Hidden Childhood
At the age of five, Doris and her sister Mabel moved into a new home with their mother. New houses can create new stress which is exactly what this mansion did. you all may know the story of Cinderella but you most likely know false details. Cinderella's father, Lord Pumpernickle, was not stricken with illnes. He was an alchoholic. Doris's mother knew this very well due to all of the late night awakenings by her drunk husband. She eventually became worried when her daughter Doris confronted her about yelling in the middle of the night. with a white lie and a pat on the back, Doris left the room. but, her mother did not feel content with the cruelty of lies so she encountered her husband in the courtyard the next day. he just returned from a fishing trip with the bartender at the Poison Apple. sure enough, he was drunk. when she told him the problem voices rang high. Doris was with Mabel in the fifth floor playroom and could not hear the fighting. Cinderella, however, was in the pantry at the time. When the yelling began she became worried and peered out the window to see the commotion. Her parents were yelling at the top of their lungs trying to get the best of the other until the Lord swung his fist at his wife. She collapsed on the ground of the courtyard. when she was able to stand up she was filled with hatred and worry for her children. Suddenly, without thinking, she pounced on her husband.
The next morning, while Cinderella was crying in her room and Doris and Mabel were with their mother, the maid witnessed a terrible sight. She was in the courtyard about to clean the pond when a pale figure became visible throught the dark waters. She pulled back her sleave and reached into the cold, dank water. When her hand emerged, it was clutching the collar of Lord Pumpernickle's vest. She released it immediateley and ran out of the mansion never to return.
By witnessing the death of her father at the hands of her evil stepmother, Cinderella gained a terrible rivalry with the murderer. But, mainly unkown to anyone, the stepmother felt terrible grief and guilt for the murder she had committed. With the only other alternative of jail, she covered up the murder and hatched a story that would keep her with her children but it would also make her a very hated woman in the kingdom. She didn't care though. As long as she was protecting her children, she felt loved, even thought Cinderella thought she was a heartless stepmother.
The story that you know may tell of a ball, a slipper and a happily ever after. But keep in mind that in Shrek 3 there was no other half to Cinderella's whole. Where was her housband? Was he away on business? What business? He's a prince. A prince by the name of Charming. In fact Charming was a favorite of princesses because he apparently was married to all of them. How can this possibly be? if there is no husband then there was no ball. If their was no ball, there was no Fairy Godmother. after years of research, we have been able to conclude that there was no real marriage. In fact there wasn't even a magic slipper. the only function it provided was a boomerang. the entire story of Cinderella was proposed to the inhabitants of Far Far Away by Cinderella herself to become well known and famous. But the story she told was twisted and contorted to suit her better half.

This has been a Doris Insider. Keep your eyes out for any knew secrets that will be coming your way!